❀ 4th Konpeito ❀ [Video/Action]

[konpeitoqueen]

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[Late in the night of March 10th, an unholy hour for any interaction... this lovely face comes online.

...What is with this girl and terrible network posts...

In any case, her eyes are suspiciously red. Was she crying? Yes, she was. Not anymore, though. She seems pretty okay now. If 'horribly angry' is classified as okay for Saionji at this point.]

This has gone too damn far! This time, when I find out who stole my Lilligant, Nako, even torture won't be enough for you! I'll roast you alive in three different ways and end you every time you come back!

[...Yeah. There's a little pause as she sniffs and her commanding stance falters, but hell no is she crying.] It was my birthday yesterday... uuu... how can you be so cruel...

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...If the thief wants to own up and stop delaying their punishment, they can find me at Goldenrod Inn. Don't expect me to go easy on you for admitting, though. Otherwise, I would... like... [...POLITENESS HOW DO] ...someone to teach me how to make chocolate cake before March 14th.

[Whew, that was all said in one breath. It was a nicely phrased request, oddly enough- she really needs to learn, okay. There's a pause.] I'll pay you. [Another pause.] And don't say a peep of this to Big Sis Nanami if you want to stay healthy!

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[And she is, indeed, hanging out in Goldenrod Inn instead of the Danganhouse. Room 142, actually. If you decide you have the patience and sheer courage to teach this kid how to bake, she'll come down and hog an empty spot in the inn's kitchen immediately. The staff are pretty lax...]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[She promised to herself, there were some people she was not going to cry in front of.

SHE'S NOT GONNA BREAK THAT PROMISE JUST YET.]

Why are you blaming me for a crime someone else committed?! [AS TERRIBLE AS SHE IS, SHE WILL TWIST THE RULES AND WORDS AS NEEDED, AS LONG AS SHE IS THE INNOCENT PARTY IN EVERYTHING.] Uuu... you're so cold... there's no way in which this is my fault!

It was dark, I was sleepy, so shut up, dumb shit!

[konpeitoqueen]

[you don't fucking saaay]

Well, are you going to say something useful, or just expect me to buy that sweet smile? [She wants to know you and actually is interested in your mechanics, okay. Don't turn her off.]

[superordinary]

[ OH SWEET THINGS HE CAN USE AS EVIDENCE BULLETS it's been a while he got one of those. ]

Hmmm. Maybe we should search for clues at the, um, scene of the crime.

[divinitea]

[Where would you be without her to point out the obvious to you??]

Well, I suppose it would be prudent for you to file a police report. Did you manage to see the thief at all?

[Oh don't worry, she isn't going to turn you off - you're far too amusing~!]

[babel_hacker]

[...MAYBE]

Oh? Maybe that's it! Especially if it's a hard Pokemon to normally get in their area! Or they don't want to raise up a Petilil up from scratch.

[Or maybe they just don't like Saionji.]

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[awesmazings]

....

W-well you....you did make a public video about it. If whoever stole your Pokemon is around in Goldenrod, don't you think they would've seen it and left by now?

[angerpoints]

[If he knew that was what she was doing, he'd probably be looking really, really annoyed right now. As it is, it's been long enough since the last time they spoke that he figures maybe she honestly did forget, so instead he just looks kind of amused, asking her:]

What, you don't remember your "Big Bro" Yusuke? I'm hurt.

[He's not, really.]

[impheired]

Are you shitting me? A flimsy excuse like that might have worked the first time but shouldn't you have known better after the last time this happened?!

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[copycat]

[Her face is flushed with embarrassment. Really she would box them except she didn't have to heart to keep her pokemon locked up in a computer. It seemed kind of cruel and at this point the critters were too attached to her to be let go of.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, did they ruin any of your clothes?

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[ghostytrainer]

Ah well...I dunno about that. I mean, I wasn't invited and I wouldn't want to intrude. Because that would be rude. But I will probably at least get her a present, if nothing else.

[red_roses]

!!!!! I would never let anyone steal Flower!

[konpeitoqueen]

Even if you don't want it to happen, it just might! And who knows, it could be stolen by anyone, even the ones you trust!

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh, of course I don't. Hesitating fools who get rattled by things as small as kicking a few animals around aren't worth a space in my memory.

[Welp.] So do you have anything actually useful to say?

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[konpeitoqueen]

Weeell, I guess if you weren't invited...

[Hmmm.] She's SHSL Gamer, so she may like a game.

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[konpeitoqueen]

You expect too much from these people! Knowing how stupid the villains are here, they'd probably hang around Goldenrod even more conspicuously for fun.

[Video Game Issues.] But they could still steal yours.

[konpeitoqueen]

WAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE! WAAAAAAAAH!

[MISSION FAILED

she tried, okay]

[konpeitoqueen]

There's nothing else there. No footprints, dirt, nothing! It's like they just Teleported to me and Teleported her away...

...Wait, I did feel something moving away from me, but not to me. I just thought it was one of my spare set of clothes falling to the ground, but when I opened my eyes to check, they were all still there.

[COMPILE THIS ALL AND MAKE A DEDUCTION, IT IS YOUR DUTY AS A PROTAG]

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[konpeitoqueen]

You're lucky that it didn't! I'm already having a bad day, so I wouldn't hesitate to have you compensate if it did anything more then just sneak into my room!

[...You know, most of the reason Saionji can't recognize the girl is because she looks more concerned than angry right now. But she does seem... familiar...]

[konpeitoqueen]

That's what I just said!

[...not exactly, saionji...] If you ever see any Lilligant up for show and dancing with more skill than half of this world's population of dancers, it's definitely mine!

[konpeitoqueen]

Already done! But you know how the police are. If you want to do something, you have to do it yourself.

And if I did, they would be lying broken on the floor right now. [Teehee.] I don't think the police can look out for her main traits, anyway.

[divinitea]

Her 'main traits'?

[This sounds like it could be potentially entertaining...]

And what would those be, Saionji-san? Is she an odd sort of Pokemon?

[konpeitoqueen]

Lilligant is a Pokémon who can learn three types of dancing battle moves. Put the pieces together.

[TEACHING A POKÉMON TO BUYO DANCE IS EXTREMELY HARD. SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE.] If you ever see a Lilligant dancing with more grace than the majority of dancers in our home world, then it's probably mine.

[...it also has a very obvious withered garland but SHE'S FIXING THAT...]

[babel_hacker]

[...HE'S AN OTAKU FOR NERD STUFF, HOW CAN HE TELL.]

Got it! And I'll make sure to let you know if I happen to find any dancing or performing Lilligants around. Although, I dunno how I can tell since dancing's not my thing.

[konpeitoqueen]

[FIND A WAY]

...That's true. I guess I can't expect commoners to fully understand the workings of art.

Buuut, if you find a Lilligant who isn't dancing from a Pokémon move but moving extremely gracefully, it's probably her. [...Should she... also... say...] Also, the flower on her head hasn't bloomed yet.

[she means wilted, the flower is fucking dead]

[tentacletrainer]

Apparently so, though I've only seen it used once so far.

[............Saionji. That's probably not what you should be most worried about.]