["Huge dirty river that separates us from the living realm", huh? Now that's a ping right there! Yusuke had initially begun watching Saionji's video after the sound of her screaming and crying set off nearly every goddamn alarm bell in his system, but after he realized that she wasn't in any immediate danger and was, in fact, just scared and pissed off about waking up here in Johto, he kinda... tuned out the rest of her shrieking and carrying on and started doing something else while still tuned into her broadcast. Oops. He's quick to snap back to attention after that last part, though! And it isn't long after she finishes speaking altogether that she receives a video from him in return. Have a punk with a pompadour all up on your screen, Saionji.]

Listen, if you're thinking this place is the afterlife or something, you're wrong. Trust me, this place ain't nothin' like the afterlife.