[Oh boy...]

Hey, c'mon, cheer up! It'll be great; we're gonna have a party and there'll be lots of sweets there! Assuming they didn't eat all the fucking cookies...

[Not that it would be the end of the world if they did, he can always bake more!]

And we're gonna exchange gifts and everything! --Shit, I'll have to get you something once we get back!

[Look, he's trying...]