konpeitoqueen | Character Relations

There is a bond. What kind of bond, though...

	Nanami Chiaki ☆ lullabytes ( Super Dangan Ronpa 2 ) Oh it’s THIS girl! Saionji always thought Nanami has been hiding something. It’s always the quiet ones you gotta look out for… the ones that are too nice and forgiving, too. Nanami fits all the criteria. Still, though, in the whole MURDERISLAND environment she didn’t have much time to stalk Nanami and find out more and stuff. She’ll deal with Nanami. For now.
	Hinata Hajime ☆ tallandproud ( Super Dangan Ronpa 2 ) What’s up you meme loving fuck? Saionji’s pretty close to this guy, as close as someone like Saionji can be, anyway. He’s pretty nice, and- unlike the rest, who she’s just met, and Nanami, who she suspects heavily- she’s… fine with him being nice. She doesn’t suspect any ulterior motives, or puppet strings. Saionji still does think a bit oddly of him (aka jeez try not to be a tool you slave), but for one, she’ll accept him as he is.
	Oowada Mondo ☆ diamondo ( Dangan Ronpa ) Heeey! Saionji thinks Oowada is pretty cool. Still, though, she knows perfectly well about the thin veil of human masks, and doesn't quite trust him so much yet. Still though… pretty cool…? Man, she wants to trust him, but also doesn’t. But hell she’s getting a Christmas gift for you- if anything, so she pays back and isn’t held too liable for any favors. Nice people tend to rub her the wrong way, so it might not last very long.
	Ishimaru Kiyotaka ☆ ardent ( Dangan Ronpa ) She assumed he was a tool, and tried to insult him, but was impressed when it turned out he wasn’t so much of one. Also unexplainably kind to her, like Oowada. Saionji’s seriously conflicted. Still getting Christmas gifts for these two losers, though.
	Celestia Ludenberg ☆ divinitea ( Dangan Ronpa ) After being unceremoniously pummeled by her due to level differences, Saionji... may have taken it as a challenge. Okay, yes, she did. Saionji's set on getting a rematch from this stuck-up Western-loving girl. And yet, Saionji also respects and admires her ability to lie and manipulate, which Saionji overlaps with slightly (of course, not too much). She hates her, but not entirely as much as people would expect her to, or how the rest of the Dangancast do.
	Snake ☆ imthe_shit ( Metal Gear Solid ) STUPID FUCKING OLD MAN. Now she's on a dare to find and capture a Legendary Pokémon in five years- it's a super-serious challenge! SUPER-SERIOUS! Saionji is also adamant on making him pay for causing her to cry. One day. For real, though, he seems tolerable and nice in a very strange way- Saionji doubts he has outright malicious intents, and at most is toying with her and purposely making her doubt. What he did say holds meaning... but she's electing to ignore it.
	Denzel Crocker ☆ crackpotcrocker ( The Fairly OddParents ) Kinda loony, in a way that if being a few shortcakes missing in a picnic basket is considered 'crazy' then Crocker's all but lost the whole fucking picnic, including the mat. But that makes him a good slave, she's fine with him overall. Plus, he's Mr Stickwart now!
	Joker ☆ pipers-son ( Kuroshitsuji ) Actually pretty bearable (but still fucking annoying) after he stopped adamantly calling her 'Princess'- is also now named Mr Stooge, because why not? Saionji's fascinated in how well he can just dally about with a missing arm, but still wants to one-up him. DAMMIT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR CIRCUS... NOPE... also Western, but not TOO stupidly Western. His wit does worry her, though... he better not be toying with her. More than he already is, anyway.
	Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi ☆ enjoymyatelier ( Fate/Zero ) A shithead who... she agrees to with at a certain extent BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE AN ALLY, FAR FROM IT. Probably a lame old man. THIS one is unbearably Western to Saionji, and if she meets him she'll probably yell even louder about Japanese superiority. Shut up about your shitty culture in comparison to mine NO ONE CARES. Current score: Saionji 1, Kayneth 2. ~~this is a war no one can win~~
	Atsuro Kihara ☆ babel_hacker ( Devil Survivor ) GET ME SWEETS BIG BRO ATSURO- a nice guy who got her sweets! Reminds her of Hinata. But he's a lovable early-death sidekick, not useless background character. Which is already very generous of her to say! Feel privileged! Yeah, he's too nice for his own good. Saionji will milk him for sweets and maybe look into why he's so easy manipulable, because if he proves true, people like that are a special breed of idiots and worth research.
	Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko ☆ impheired ( Super Dangan Ronpa 2 ) Fuck you. Okay, Saionji isn't necessarily going to listen to him or respect him anytime soon, since they're out of Murderisland and her promise of working with him till they get out is now fulfilled- though, she's also not too keen on being completely malicious, like she would have been. Big Sis influences... baby steps, Saionji, baby steps. She may forgive him- one day.
	Tsumiki Mikan ☆ puppetnurse ( Super Dangan Ronpa 2 ) HAHAHAHAH NO. NOPE. NOPE I'M OUT BYE. Saionji is secretly afraid of her, since [[spoiler alert]] Tsumiki ended up murdering Saionji. The feeling of being overpowered is still fresh in her mind, and Saionji wants badly to prove her dominance over Tsumiki again, but her fear and misfortune is getting in the way and just accelerating her feelings of hatred and paranoia towards SHSL Nurse.

I’ve talked to you but who the fuck are you:

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	Naegi Makoto ☆ superordinary ( Dangan Ronpa ) Saionji doesn’t know enough about him to judge, but he seems enough of a tool to kick around a bit. Maybe get a biiit of free stuff from him…
	Yusuke Urameshi ☆ angerpoints ( Yu Yu Hakusho ) Saionji had fun freaking him out and probably won't hesitate to screw with him further, should she be given the chance. Is an amiable friendship possible? Uhh...
	Walter ☆ beholdmydemons ( Shin Megami Tensei IV ) She does mean it when she says she's going to come back later. Saionji's got a bad habit of sticking to select people to annoy, and Walter is no exception. After that spectacle? She'll be harassing you whenever possible, unless you stop her, of course...
	Jade Harley ☆ gardentrainer ( Homestuck ) Too nice to animals, also too nice in general, Saionji can't illicit too much of a reaction from her to be amusing. But still, she's gonna just get on her nerves anyway. Especially when her niceness melts into a scolding- Saionji has nothing but sour feelings towards Jade right now. Don't ever tell her off.
	Applejack ☆ buckyouup ( My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ) A pony? Seriously? She's nice enough for Saionji to poke fun at, and yet possesses some kind of firmness that tells Saionji not to go too far. But she does want to mess with her, if only to make her angry.
	Dave Strider ☆ moveslikestrider ( Homestuck ) FUCK YOU AND YOUR SMART MOUTH. Stupid Westerner who's too fucking smooth... she'll get strong enough to beat his ass, one day. With a Legendary, too!
	Cobra Commander ☆ cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( G.I. Joe ) ~~lol what a loser~~ Someone who has a big ego but nothing to back it up, like her mom, ew. Also makes weird hissing sounds. And insulted her. He'll pay for that! Saionji is making a note to hurt him before he hurts her, though she doubts he has the guts and/or skill to.
	Bertholdt Fubar ☆ bertall ( Attack on Titan ) TAKE 2 AT ATTEMPTING A TSUMIKI. As tall as he is, Bertholt seems far too nice and spineless to actually hurt her. Saionji is going to keep an eye out, though- he could always be faking, waiting to strike. Still, she's trying to use him.

Add in fancy-form later:
Kaede Kaburagi: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH nerd who ragequit. CAN'T TAKE THE SAIONJI, HUH, CAN YOU? Will be poked at in a future date at convenience.
Jimmy Two-Shoes: MY SLAVE NOW FUCKER. Someone who... reminds her uncomfortably of her father, except much more naive and lively. Too much like Hinata, too fucking nice, what a tool, but she can't bring herself to use him completely... you lucky ass. She does want him as a servant, though. No chance, Jimmy.
Ib: An actual little girl. Wow. Saionji really has a soft spot for kids, and is trying (as kindly as possible) to convince her that being traditional is 1000% okay and good. Also, what the fuck kind of bitch did you have in your life to be chased by a palette knife? Also knows some guy named Garry who may or may not be pedo pervert.
John Egbert: BIG BRO JOOOOOOHN taught her how to make a cake! YEAH! Must pay back before he seeks her out for favors or anything, though... never know when people are nice guys or Nice Guys...