IC INBOX FOR ROUTE 29

[konpeitoqueen]

[She'll probably leave a rude message in return, but eh, whatever. IC inbox for Saionji!]

Yeah, helloooo? Do you really need to take up more of my time? Well, if you must... but don't you dare bother me if I don't reply!

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[DELIVERY] idek the date a week ago?

[babel_hacker]

[Do you know how annoying it is to find good quality konpeito? Whatever.

> TRAINER SAIONJI received a BOX OF KONPEITO delivered by the Pidgey express.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK YEAH

still got it, saionji

atsuro will get plus points to his name but do not get cocky]

[delivery]

[beholdmydemons]

[One BLOOBER has been sent to your PC.

NATURE: Sassy
CHARACTERISTIC: Alert to sounds
GENDER: Male
LEVEL: 23
OT: Walter | capture | Great Ball | Route 36 | 2/13/14

A rare and mysterious Bloober. Thinks he's a real smart guy. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror. A Deino walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. You wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.

This Bloober is exceptionally badly behaved...

ABILITY: Hydration
MOVESET: Tackle, Bubble, Absorb, Protect, Bide, Dragon Breath

Happy Bloobentine's Day.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[WHO THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

someone is going to fucking pay jeSUS GET OFF MY KIMONO- AND OFF MY FUCKING PETILIL]

DELIVERY...2/14

[lullabytes]

[ More or less on time unlike Lucy Nanami will give Saionji in person some chocolates - for which she apparently found some sort of mold tray with buneary shapes.

There's also a Valentine's card which...okay, it's just a postcard of the dancing kimono girls, but she stuck on a bunch of shimmery heart stickers, too? Nanami's signature is a little haphazard and childish, but easy to read. ]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...BIG SIS

PLZ

does she still have to give you something on White Day god fucking dammit... these don't taste the best and Saionji loudly proclaims that, but she's still eating them...]

[lullabytes]

[ WELL WHITE DAY IS HER BIRTHDAY...you can probably get away with just being on your best behavior for that group dinner Nanami wants.

Which can only end well.

Because hahaha... ]

text;

[lullabytes]

[ She's just gotten off work, so she's not back at the inn yet. So text is okay, right? ]

Saionji-san...if it was tickets and a reservation, would that be okay? To the kimono girls' newest performance...and a Japanese restaurant.

text;

[konpeitoqueen]

[asDFGHJKL HOLYS HIT]

Ehhhh? Really, Big Sis Nanami? Of course ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ that just hits the spot, with a big bunch of Japanese taste!

I'll pick the restaurant though, don't want to be cheated, I know my way around food better ٩(๑ơలơ)۶♡

text;

[lullabytes]

Since you hadn't mentioned what you wanted to do on the fourth...I thought maybe I should try to plan something.

Okay. Tell me which restaurant to get the reservations at when you pick. It'll be all my treat.

[aww yis birthday delivery] morning of the 11th

[bertall]

<sub>[YO SAIONJI be nice to that delivery man because he has a nice box full of various sweets, a 2000P gift card, and a Skitty egg for you, courtesy of Bertholt.

When it hatches, it'll know Fake Out, Growl, Tail Whip, Tackle, Baton Pass, Zen Headbutt, and Attract. Fight the bullies with kindness, man.]</sub>

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK OFF DELIVERYMoh what is this

awwwww yeah blackthorn sweets aren't too bad either it seems]

text; 3/12 11am

[ghostytrainer]

hey, saionji! it's john.
hopefully i didn't keep you waiting too long, but i'm in goldenrod now and i'm all checked in at the inn and everything.
so whenever you're ready to meet up, just let me know!

[text/action] 3/12 11:01am

[konpeitoqueen]

[wow totally not checking the phone at all times]

I'm ready ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ I'll be there as soon as possible

[AHSRGUIHEWIUGEW barrels through the inn into the kitchen. WHAT'S UP.]

[text/action] 3/12

[ghostytrainer]

alright, see you soon. :D

[Wow holy shit that was fast. Jesus. SAIONJI YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU??]

[In any case, she'll find John washing his hands in the kitchen, a number of cake ingredients out on the counter. True enough, boxed mix is nowhere in sight. He's wearing a Machamp-themed apron because John has some really amazing friends who give him wonderful Christmas presents.]

[...it's probably just best not to ask.]

Wow, that was fast. Um...anyway, 'sup?

3/15

[pipers_son]

[It's not like Joker particularly wants to go into this, but he has his troupe to look after.]

Oi, quit badgerin' my technician Crocker. Don't need ya botherin' my troupe.

[konpeitoqueen]

Why'd you get Mr. Stickwart to be your technician? Knowing him, he'd probably blow everything up.

And I can bother whoever I want! [What is a healthy relationship]

[pipers_son]

Doin' a rather grand job so far- [Not counting some minor electrocution incidents that... seem to be par for the course in regards to Crocker.] -and Hiyo-chan, I'm tryin' ta be nice here. Don't make me get strict on ya.

voice; 4/7

[lullabytes]

Saionji-san, do you have a minute?

[konpeitoqueen]

[GCCCCK]

I guess so. But make it quick, I'm busy. [Doing community service most likely.]

[video]

[beholdmydemons]

Seriously?

[video]

[konpeitoqueen]

[wow you're not exactly the person she wants to see now

or ever]

What, have you gone so cross-eyed you've sent a message to the wrong person?

[ delivery ] 05/07

[adnihilum]

[ In comes the dreamcatcher that Saionji wanted. It's finished. ]

voice; storm day storm day gotta get down on stormday

[artificialrose]

[After maybe five minutes of worried incoherent screeching later-]

Saionji! Are you alright? Where are you?

voice

[konpeitoqueen]

[SOMETIMES, SHE FORGETS SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HER WELL-BEING. It's such a weird feeling.

Anyway, she switches on the voice function and hollers into the speakers to be heard over the rain.]

--storm's too big! I can't come back. [Her umbrella is already lost by now, and Garry can probably hear the winds.] Heading to the circus, just make sure Ib stays inside!